I am 20 years old and I like the Internet. I also like real life. This is where I post everything I find. Things I Do: Comedy Kings PodcastPlays You Can Find Me:BlogTVFacebookMyspaceTwitter Youtube Contact: beck[at]becksinclair[dot]comBeck SinclairPromote Your Page Too Tumblr (3.0; @becksinclair)http://becksinclair.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy0qxKNUM1qzxr0wo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>I say I have 10 friends who are pussies.</p> <p>Just kidding, only the dudes who fanned it are.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/433768815http://becksinclair.com/post/433768815Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:08:00 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://becksinclair.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/425744604/tumblr_kyqucqShQc1qzxbfs&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kellynfierce.tumblr.com/post/425738398/gaga-vs-survivor-dance-of-the-tiger-via" target="_blank">kellynfierce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gaga vs. Survivor - “Dance of the Tiger”<br/>(via <a title="reggiepee.blogspot.com" href="http://reggiepee.blogspot.com/2009/08/lady-gaga-vs-survivor-dance-of-tiger.html" target="_blank">reggiepee.blogspot.com</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>WHOA! This is awesome!</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/425744604http://becksinclair.com/post/425744604Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:11:42 -0800<a href="http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-25/1264433836923.jpg">The real vagina emergency</a>: <p>If you’re curious as to where I get the idea for my video Vagina Emergency, this picture has made its way back to me.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/425608263http://becksinclair.com/post/425608263Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:53:32 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qPg_j2M3B_Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qPg_j2M3B_Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This girl is totally awesome. Then she speaks.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/425455063http://becksinclair.com/post/425455063Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:34:43 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyp3qm2Zcc1qzxr0wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>An Old Spice commercial does it for you? Really? You can’t get with ‘yo girl without hearing the line “I’m on a horse” first?</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/423782004http://becksinclair.com/post/423782004Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:35:10 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyntubfSwM1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kellynfierce.tumblr.com/post/423198379/vanzetti-amandablaze-thedailywhat" target="_blank">kellynfierce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vanzetti.tumblr.com/post/422897907/amandablaze-thedailywhat-doghouse-my" target="_blank">vanzetti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://amandablaze.tumblr.com/post/422260314/thedailywhat-doghouse-my-color-palette" target="_blank">amandablaze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/422120933/doghouse" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1406" target="_blank">Doghouse</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>my color palette consists of red, purple, pink, orange, yellow, green, seafoam, blue, teal, and turquoise. i like my greens and blues. specificity is important there.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok this is bullshit because my dad was an artist and he’d often use the names of the paint colors to describe a shade. Burnt umber. RAW umber. Cadmium yellow. Alizarin crimson. Pthalo blue, etc etc. It’s an artist thang. Why we gotta make it about boy/girl bullshit? Too much division, pee-pulllllll…..</p> <p>That said, this is not to say that the artist has the upper hand in the names of a color, just a different way of looking at them. The sky blue is a light blue is a blue period. No right or wrong answers. Just different. Sermon is over, we now return you to “Lost” or whatever the fuck these goddamn kids watch now.</p> </blockquote> <p>Color names will be the death of me. I’m taking a color class and a painting class this semester, so of course this is all getting pounded into my head.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kellyn is getting pounded by colors.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/423399300http://becksinclair.com/post/423399300Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:49:46 -0800<p>it’s doing well enough…</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/421246877http://becksinclair.com/post/421246877Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:48:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHEN ARE WE GONNA PHOTOSHOP HIM INTO EVERY TV, MOVIE AND COMMERCIAL EVER MADE?</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/419666395http://becksinclair.com/post/419666395Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:48:57 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyflhoUE7D1qza4gto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jjrawr.tumblr.com/post/417036968/via-fuckyeahladygaga" target="_blank">jjrawr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahladygaga.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahladygaga</a>)</p> <p>gaga you lovely.</p> </blockquote>http://becksinclair.com/post/417254292http://becksinclair.com/post/417254292Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:59:45 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydb9tA7di1qzxr0wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just ordered tickets to attend Nick Thune’s CD release show. Ridiculously excited…resisting the urge to type in all caps.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/409804070http://becksinclair.com/post/409804070Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:46:41 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9686469&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9686469&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9686469&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“It’s an ‘02. My dad owns that company.”</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/408514643http://becksinclair.com/post/408514643Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:30:46 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kybs9zVH221qzxr0wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I think in this situation, everyone loses.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/408211483http://becksinclair.com/post/408211483Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:58:47 -0800“I told her to find a boyfriend with a penis that works.”<br/><br/> - <em>Mom, #momquotes</em>http://becksinclair.com/post/406778908http://becksinclair.com/post/406778908Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:26:22 -0800““Mine’s a 13 inch too, and I’m not talking about my mac anymore.” -Beck Sinclair”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a href="http://becksinclairhasadick.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">becksinclairhasadick</a>)</em>http://becksinclair.com/post/406598253http://becksinclair.com/post/406598253Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:18:58 -0800<a href="http://becksinclairhasadick.tumblr.com/">http://becksinclairhasadick.tumblr.com/</a>: <p>I have such loving friends.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/406234558http://becksinclair.com/post/406234558Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:43:23 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9rgz0NTC1qzxr0wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Magnificent.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/405872111http://becksinclair.com/post/405872111Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:46:11 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky6tv8MKVZ1qzxr0wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Best ad ever. At least this week.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/402442743http://becksinclair.com/post/402442743Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:45:08 -0800<p>Since I have messages turned off on almost all of my accounts (sans facebook) I thought the least I could do is reply to all of my comments. What’s the point in adding these strangers if I can’t at least be courteous to the nice ones who just want to say hi, right? Well…here is the result.</p> <p><img align="baseline" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/Beckiz/Screenshot2010-02-20at32300PM.png"/></p> <p><img align="baseline" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/Beckiz/Screenshot2010-02-20at32335PM.png"/></p> <p><img align="baseline" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/Beckiz/Screenshot2010-02-20at32314PM.png"/></p> <p><img align="baseline" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/Beckiz/Screenshot2010-02-20at32340PM.png"/></p> <p><img align="baseline" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/Beckiz/Screenshot2010-02-20at32324PM.png"/></p> <p>This dude did nothing wrong, but my conversations with him via myspace have always humored me. If he ever sees this I hope he does not take it the wrong way. Anthony, you’re a good sport.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/401357996http://becksinclair.com/post/401357996Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:33:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5piiZED11qzxr0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why isn’t this called ‘Receiving’?</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/401046597http://becksinclair.com/post/401046597Sat, 20 Feb 2010 12:12:13 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky48rfriaF1qzo0x8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://vanzetti.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">vanzetti</a>)</p> <p>Fanning Tom Cruise has its moments.</p>http://becksinclair.com/post/400133633http://becksinclair.com/post/400133633Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:20:56 -0800